I can’t believe this is the shit we argue about in 2016 and that Donald Trump could be our president next week. What the hell happened?

And here he is stretching out his hands:

I don’t know who I have more disgust with right now, Trump supporters or “undecideds.” Like, how the actual FUCK are you still “undecided”???

“Undecided voters” is a polite way of saying “uninformed morons” and most of them are so disengaged from politics that they probably don’t even know that the debate is on tonight.

lol

Remember When Donald Trump Called Condoleezza Rice A Bitch?

Of course it does; you’re calling the man a woman, which is why it is an insult.

All my excess live in Texas.

Obligatory.

My girlfriend and I were talking about this during the debate. Just like his homes, his suits look so, so, so cheaply made. He likely spends a ton of money on each suit, only to look like he’s wearing a suit that belongs to someone else.

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!

Ok I’ll say it: He’s fat.

Of course it was Stenson who invited the guy under the ropes. He’s been nothing but a class act when interacting with fans at Hazeltine. He spent a good 25-30 minutes signing autographs and taking selfies with fans near one of the practice greens, laughing and joking with several spectators. The Euro players are the…

but his character made him that six-tool guy