It’s Barbra.

Breakfast before a shower?  Noooooope.  Get that fiber in me and stuff starts moving THEN ablutions.  Order of operations.

Seattle’s finest (in my opinion) are Craft Elixirs’ ‘Pioneer Squares’

Seattle’s finest (in my opinion) are Craft Elixirs’ ‘Pioneer Squares’

Not to mention Trump’s fixation on arm sales as some sort of presidential accomplishment being Eisenhower’s military/industrial complex boogeyman come alive.

Wherever goes a Brett a Chad is soon to follow.

more like “kill them last”

Most likely crisps.

Well I happen to like pizza AND sushi (my two favorite foods) but if you like neither I don’t think you are going to hell.  So no, it’s not all the same “logic”.

Wink wink.

It’s time to forgive him for that haircut.

Shoulda made another sequel, because (and I hate to break it to the good people at Fox) those actors are waaay to old now to do a prequel.

Pshh.  He looks nothing like John Madden.

Link to your awesome original comic?

Based on the header pic I’d say: Pikachu cannot and Eevee can. This is about as much as I know about Pokemon.

Closer to half than a third.  Shit is real.

Or they can shove a bunch of dollars and years at Ersan Ilyasova...

Looks like Mark Zuckerberg fucked a Proboscis Monkey...

It wasn’t about cost-effectiveness, rather baking only muffin tops did not capture the essence/flavor/whatever of a true muffin top...they had to be authentic muffin tops...hence the stumps.

Not a magnet, rather a sponge...

Come for the tour, stay for the anti-government meandering!