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She was so incredibly entertaining in the first one, because her performance was so damn self aware and she filled every inch of those off-the-wall outfits. She was having the best time and everyone else was such a depressing, half-asleep bore by contrast.
She was the only reason I ponied up to see the second one this

People keep trying to convince me that Eddie Redmayne was in on the joke and I still don’t see it. To me, he looked like he genuinely believed he was giving a great avant garde performance. Either way, he was easily the most entertaining part of that movie outside of the awkward girl x dogman romantic interactions.

She ate that scenery down like it was caviar in both those godawful movies.
“You’re going to kneel before me, then I’m going to rip out your HAAARRRT!”
Does fake-British still count?

Good. Genysis was a terrible movie and she was a terrible Sarah Connor.

Get her into a buddy cop movie with another cool actress and I’m there!

I don’t know, I think she’s kept with the original beetle influence the original costume had, just dispensed with a lot of the more ridiculous elements. I like the redesign. I think it works with the new actress and the updated image the movie is clearly going for.
The only thing I wish was different is that stupid

It’s going to be weird for the actors turning up to the red carpet of a movie they will have shot over 5 years ago by the time the last one roles around.

I think the thing is, she’s not really leading action lady material in the traditional Hollywood sense, where she can power through with bombast. Which is probably why she was so difficult to believe in the role of a warrior in Snow White and the Huntsman. Given a role that’s a little more subversive, like Ultra, is

You know, I really like Kristen Stewart and I really would love to see her find her niche in these kinds of closer, more intimately filmed movies, where the subtlety of her expressiveness isn’t lost. She’s got this very charming, unobtrusive, down-beat style that’s just been so bashed around by all the bombastic

Why doesn’t it surprise me to know that Jezebel has it’s finger on the pulse of those bobble-heads over at E!.Maybe if they started trying to filter the shit out of their water before slapping it up here this site wouldn’t make me feel like I just left McDonalds after hitting the gym every time I come here: gross and

Oh hun. You are a fine one to talk.

It’s pretty genius really. She’s got her own potential action-thriller franchise on the horizon with The Grey Man adaptation that Brad Pitt was taken off, so get the massive amounts Fast and Furies on board with you as action badass hot off the tail of Mad Max and it’s a done deal. That is some great brand shaping

As a serial picker of terrible guys, I’m heartily agreeing with this one. A lot of the time assholes reveal themselves to be assholes slowly.

I know I take the Fast and Furious movies very seriously, but I’m going to go ahead and hazard a guess that maybe, just maaaybe, the Fast and the Furious movies are not the “serious, meaty” roles she was referring to in that interview.
Unless she has my impeccable tastes in action fare, in which case maybe she was.

Can Helen Mirran please still be in this though? Can she be Shaw mother and Charlize be Shaw daughter? I’m counting on her showing up in a Mini Cooper with that crazy Rita from Arrested Development British accent.
Or hell just AS Rita from Arrested Development!

I heard she was appearing in the sequel, but not starring.

Jezebel still trying to squeeze some more juice out of misrepresenting Theron over that dumbass magazine comment I see. You guys sure are getting enough of that tasty click money from her lately though.

Ehh, whatever. I have no shame in saying I love the heck out of those stupid Fast and Furious movies and I’m one of

Yes! It’s like a clown. There’s this veneer of happiness and joy, but it’s so exaggerated to such a cartoonish degree you can’t help be fascinated when there really does turn out to be something morbid or horrific underneath!

Insulting you would be me ripping on your looks or your abilities instead of what you said. But I wouldn’t do that, because I’m not mean.

Nothing personal Sheesh. We cool. And I’m going to come clean with you, I was trolling you just a ~wee~ bit there because your super intense mean girl comments got me thinking you were an odd one. But I’m going to go ahead and lock this down and say you really have no business getting involved with a conversation like