ninthcircleofhell
Colder than Cocytus, baby
ninthcircleofhell

That movie came out in 2004 when I was 14, so I was the target audience. That movie that has since become an Internet-wide popular meme that everyone but you knows about apparently.
And you’re mean because you sound mean, not because you disagree. Seriously, I thought for sure you were a teenager, not a grown woman.

Did she say her looks didn’t help her elsewhere? Literally all she said is that tall, modelly looking actresses get shown the door pretty quick when trying out for serious downbeat dramas. She never said only white women get including in that prettiness.
You’re expanding one silly comment she made on something that

Then you are way too old to be acting like such a meanie teen.

I can’t imagine how awkward it would be to have your own private butler though. A ship is such a closed in space, do you really want some strange man following you around, or just standing there. Waiting.
Or maybe it really is like on the tv shows and they only materialize when you ring a tiny bell.

This isn’t a ship, it’s a new Mario Kart level!

I hope making fun of other women makes you feel better about the irrelevance you too will soon experience as a woman who ages.

Fight the patriarchy by flinging its shit at other woman.

Bobby Finger you are hereby banned from having an opinion on how women feel about the sexism they’re experienced, mister!
I mean didn’t Charlize Theron end up leaving her agent at the beginning of her career when they kept trying to push her into roles that were demeaning and pretty par for the course for attractive

That’s what I got from it too.

Woah okay there Regina George, calm yourself and sit down. Your mean girl is showing.
You can tell from even that little paragraph she talking about the times back when she had to audition for roles, which I’m guessing isn’t something she still has to do now. Why would she be talking about casting people assuming she

She is probably talking about getting roles when she was a kid. I mean most well established A listers that have won Oscars aren’t going to have to audition any more, that’s something newer or lesser known actors have to do. And it’s not like someone’s going to wave her out the door now like they have no idea she can

That one is stuck in my mind forever. What a crazy, awful death.

I got totally obsessed with those Disney-death stories a few months ago! I think I must have read and watched every single thing online about them. No idea why, but it’s like this morbid horror meets fascination came over me and how bizarre a place suspended in this state of forced permanent happiness becoming the