Totally unscientific question: Can’t we fire missiles loaded with seeds at Mars and see if anything grows?

I got swine flu at PAX 2009. Not as bad as people made it out to be.

I think I’ll be ok with this as long as James Hong reprises his role...as the teacher from Balls of Fury.

It’s a good thing Don Bluth hasn’t released anything recently. You all would have totally ripped into him.

VBA:

How much money is donated to charity when you buy other bottled water brands?

Why is there no step in the QA process that asks "Will the public take this product the wrong way?"

I did the same thing and there was a little disclaimer that said the promotional price would be reflected on your bill

I don't know about "best", but definitely most convenient vacuum I've ever owned is the Hoover Linx. It's nothing fancy, except it's battery powered and has STRONG SUCTION. Lasts about 20 minutes, which is enough time to go through a 3 bedroom hardwood apartment with a huge shedding dog. I'm also thinking about…

I don't know about "best", but definitely most convenient vacuum I've ever owned is the Hoover Linx. It's nothing…

Wouldn't it be easier to destroy every tree within a mile of the tracks?

Actually, I thought about it some more, and a boxing glove would be insanely heavy for an arrow. Probably better if he makes some bean bag arrows (like the police's bean bag launchers), but he shapes the bean bags like a fist for fun. Kinda like how Batman shapes his batarangs as bats even though he doesn't really…

The Fonz wasn't trying to fix the jukebox; he was showing it who was boss.

If I imagined myself as one of the dragons, here are the steps I would take:
-"He must be talking about the 99 other dragons. They definitely all have green eyes."
-(after midnight) "Hmm, no one changed into a sparrow. Everyone must think they have another eye color"
-"Wait a minute. I, also, think I have another eye…

Having been told that at least one dragon has green eyes, they'll assume that the person was talking about someone (or everyone) else. Then, after midnight, when no dragon has turned into a swallow, every dragon will assume the person was talking about them. On the second midnight, EVERY dragon will turn into a…

By your logic, i can make a product called the aPhone and increment each product release by one letter (bPhone, cPhone, etc.) until I hit iPhone. Since I've been using that naming scheme for ages (and as long as it doesn't have anything to do with smartphones), it must be ok.

Their next upgrade is replacing Toomb's face with Johnny Depp's.

For 100 bucks, i wish it did something else after the proposal; like, turned into 90 bucks.

Probably not. The airline would probably compensate the weight reduction by transporting additional cargo. $$$

So...Booster Gold?