ninjaburglar
ninjaburglar
ninjaburglar

HEY! Monograms are only for thermoses!

My best Christmas gift, was when a guy I knew, who had no close family of his own, had me stay with him. I stayed in his house until after New Years. I got to see snow, and build a snowman for the first time. He took me ice skating for the first time. He then gave me something off my bucket list, a kiss in the snow.

In 1991, I got a Lil Miss Singing Mermaid from my Nana. I was so pumped. Then I went to my aunt's house and got another Lil Miss Singing fucking Mermaid! I played with them constantly (for those that don't know, they changed color with temperature and sang a song. I think she might have had a blinking crown. ) - so

I REALLY THOUGHT I HAD IT BUT IT WAS THE EXACT OPPOSITE

It's like a racial Victor Victoria.