omg these mismatched shoes are adorable
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Her grandmother is Tippi Hedren; her ancestry is Swedish; pretty much all Swedish kids call their maternal grandmothers "Mormor." (It actually means "mom's mom.") They're reaching so hard for "interesting" material that they're going to sprain a shoulder.
Jag älskar dig, Sverige.
Lil Miss Singing Mermaid was the shit. I loved that toy. I took it in the bathtub every time I bathed because I loved making it sing underwater. It was a little too stiff, though—you had to squeeze the fool out of her tummy to make her sing.
A BADASS RAPPER AND GANGSTER IN THE KITCHEN.
Oh my word this. I was just being petty about the American/English thing; ALW is far from my favorite when it comes to musicals. Plays. People.
BUT ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER IS ENGLISH!
My most WTF cultural reference is why Emmy Rossum was dressed in a replica of Sisi's dress and hair stars in the Phantom movie. She's supposed to be a slave in Carthage or something; why would she be dressed like a Victorian empress?
THAT is pop music for farm animals. It's the latest fad!
Given that I stopped and stared at that gif for waaay longer than anything else on the page, and that my heart SHATTERED in the antepenultimate episode of the season (even though I KNEW WHAT WAS COMING), I will agree with this.
Jia, your hard-hitting analysis of supermarket tabloids MAKES MY WHOLE WEEK, but your drunken gymnastics might have you beat this time. At least you're only besting yourself.
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I always have a hard time not reading it as "dildo." Which I think is accurate, given what I've heard about him.
Actually, that was Riff Raff.
ALL THE EMMYS FOR VIOLA DAVIS. Damn.
My preemie boy never did get the hang of latching on. I pumped for about two weeks until one afternoon when—tired, achy, and feeling deeply inadequate—I was crying in my bedroom while attached to the hospital-provided Medela contraption. My mom walked in, sat down, and said "Honey? This isn't worth it. Go buy some…
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I don't think they realized it was an issue until it had already happened. I was in labor six weeks ahead of my due date, which was the more pressing concern, and I believe the majority of the tearing was internal (not immediately visible). From what I've heard, the pain of tearing vs. episiotomy is negligible, and…
Note to EVERYONE: Thank you so much for your concern! I really...did not think this was that big of a deal, but apparently it is...so to those of you who are wondering/worried:
I had a really problematic pregnancy. When I delivered, I tore. Forward. This is apparently kind of rare, but I split up the middle toward my clitoris. I cannot explain how painful that was.
As a former Starbucks barista, I was a broken record for three months out of the year telling folks who ordered PSL with soy "OK, but I do have to let you know that the drink isn't vegan; the pumpkin spice syrup contains milk products." 90% of people didn't care, but a few changed their order. Baristas, in my…