Not jealous. I had my 30th birthday funeral yesterday and it was the best party ever. EVER. I had a caked shaped like a coffin!!

Soon, the prophesy will be fulfilled.....

Heh, I meant food where they subtract fat but I assume you know that.

Fat-free anything is bullshit.

It's tacky, but Beyonce didn't do it personally, did she? It was the "songwriters". Makes me wonder how much control she has over her music. :/ Or if she even realized that the track would be offensive. To me, it would be like playing one of the calls received from one of the hijacked airplanes during 9-11. That shit…

Alan Rickman and Ted Danson. GIMME GIMME GIMME

Hottest. Smile. EVAR. Oh Gaston.. I would have trained you somethin' good.

Meanwhile, here in DC, at least half of the people in Macy's at Metro Center (if not way more) are black so they'd have a pretty hard time trying to profile them all at once.

I want all of these things, especially the piggie in formaldehyde!

Exactly.

My husband bought me an American Girl doll for our anniversary and it made my cry. I told him how as a kid, there were never any dolls that looked like me. So he bought me one, and man, if I were a little girl I couldn't have been any happier.

Seems like something I'd own. #metal

Noooooooo..............!!!

Maybe full-on Tolkien nerds, but my fellow nerds and I are happy to throw money at any three-hour long fantasy movie. ESPECIALLY one that stars fuckin' dwarves.

I'm happy with him as a Dwarf, actually..

Fuckin' mugs...

Sooner or later you are going to have to face reality and go see it, too.

I still don't understand how anyone can be a fan of Justin Beiber. It blows my brain.

26 year old and a 17 year old? Uh, gross. No, bro. That's not cool at all. :/

I dunno, Paola looked like she could stand on her own! Those Columbian ladies ain't pushovers!