I wish there was more of a national push for exercise in all facets of life.

I'm so glad my parents are immigrants.. I go see them for lunch and then the in-laws for dinner. Extended family is in Europe and doesn't celebrate Thanksgiving. Eaaaasy.

You and me both, bro. 5k 5 times a week? Still fat. They can kiss my fat brown ass.

"...start celebrating people who are a result of hard work, dedication and discipline."

I'm posting this shit all over Facebook. The beatboxing is my favorite.

I saw that today while handing out newspapers at work. I did a double take then realized how dumb I was being.

Ugh. Mean Girls. I love Amelie, but I can't stand that Lohan-when-she-was-cute crap.

You have got to be shitting me.

He has clearly never been in a car with my husband.

Who said anything about movie superheroes? I said superheroes. Educate yourself.

Women are sluts if they sleep around, but men are not. This fact is due to the biological differences between men and women.

I want all of the makeup. ALL OF IT.

What has happened to my brain after reading that headline...

I guess she didn't look enough like Beyonce.

THE UPPER LIP, MAN. What is up with that!?

Kanye West has destroyed Kim's face. RIP old Kim.

I totally agree. I can watch American Dad all freaking day. I think the difference is that I don't hate the family and they actually love each other.

I always hated Brian. Kisses' death was better.

I always hated Brian.

I'm going to have to disagree, but only because I hated Bunheads and American Horror Story: Coven has just about the greatest cast I've ever seen in my entire life.