As does my cat. He’s a cat.

For bonus points, set up the dunk tank at the Gowanus Canal.

You all can talk to these people. I don’t have the patience and will probably call them idiots or punch them and that gets us exactly nowhere.

A genetically modified pig on the rampage? Pass. I already saw a video of him at the White House today.

If only I, as a woman (sorry ‘cis-gendered’ woman, as I am now required to call myself) could stop thinking about gender as binary. My life would be so much easier. I would never have to cross the road when I see a ‘man’ walking towards me on an empty street. I would never have to feel scared in a room full of only…

I am better for reading it, though I will be infinitely better when tell others I read it.

Looking forward to my copy of ‘Rothkopf On Joanna: Who Am I? Who I Am, I Who Am.” - the bespoke limited edition, individually numbered and autographed by the author.

Sick birn.

That will come in handy when she has to defeat Macbeth.

President Pence

Thoughts:

Donald Jr. or Eric?

I purchased a Benro tripod on Amazon. It looked amazing because it could actually extend into a selfie stick, which also worked with the tripod feature if you wanted a higher camera. It also has a Bluetooth remote for easy picture-taking.

My grandparents had their honeymoon trip in a national park in like 1953, and took a selfie. Complete with goofy smiles and “am I even aiming this right?” panic in their eyes. And it’s adorable! They also took photos of each other standing in and around some pretty glorious views. They’re beautiful photographs, all of…

Selfie-whores are narcissistic, and that shit is insufferable. But if you’re not a selfie-whore and do things on your own a lot, it’s easy to never have photos of yourself, so getting the hang of taking a few shots of yourself that you’re happy with is a good trick to have up your sleeve.

The nerve of people fucking caring about and liking things.

Some of my favorite pictures are the ones my grandparents took of themselves in their younger years when they traveled the United States (and later various countries in the world).

hmm, I need to think about that

Champion brand from Costco. I’m a snob about most other things, but I simply refuse to spend upwards of $20 bucks for single pair of underwear. You get 6 for $13 at Costco. You could basically throw them away at the end of each day if you wanted to and pretend you’re a baller.

Champion brand from Costco. I’m a snob about most other things, but I simply refuse to spend upwards of $20 bucks…