Fuck off she’s not dating you. 

Starting a few minutes late is one thing. Starting at 10:30? Fuck that. 

Not as much as you. 

Oh sweetie but you do!

Jokes on you for reading the whole thing. 

You’re not special bc you have a tongue, boo.

Consider castration. 

Go ahead and castrate yourself

But we’re not talking about your mom

u got no dick

LOSER

You’re a dumb little cry baby and even your mom hates you. 

She didn’t overreact she just didn’t laugh. 

Girl you’re the dumbass who thinks height fucking matters in Hollywood so settle down

Slurp shit and die sweetie

Oh sweetie. Did your mom tell you this was clever?

Oh honey

Wait until you find all the other websites that aren’t the AVC. 

Comedians are stupid people who keep trying to sound smart. We just want them to remember they’re overpaid clowns. 

Jesus fucking Christ imagine still giving a fuck about that.