No one will miss you

If CC were real you’d be long gone. Nerd. 

Go get stabbed in the neck and we’ll tell you.

Big whiff there, Robert.

Make sure you click and comment to help them out!

It’s not that deep bro. She just didn’t laugh. You should be used to women not laughing when you tell jokes. 

White guys love that lie. 

Comedy isn’t just pulling faces, nerd. 

Go stick your thumb back up your ass, twat  

Only the very very DEEPLY stupid confuse criticism with jealousy. 

You can’t even use commas right bitch. 

Go do your fucking homework child. 

Just imagine people picking apart all the dumb shit you say. It would take years. 

Consider suicide. 

The editors know there are a bunch of pinheads in the comments who can’t help but share how much they don’t like Swift. 

It’s cute you think the editors here care if you’re sick of Swift. All they care about are your rage clicks and comments and in your haste to be the smartest person in the room all you’ve done is feed the beast.

You have the worst takes on the internet

*jerkoff motion*

Eat a bullet

No fucking shit, Captain Obvious.