Anyone who downloads apps like these is an idiot. “Download this & you’ll make money!” I have no sympathy for anyone dumb enough to believe that.

“Were you the kind of person who passed on Google Glass because it didn’t make you a big enough asshole? Do you have no idea how social interaction works? Are you like us and don’t have any understanding of how people use smartphones? Do you also believe weather is a government conspiracy and doesn’t actually exist?…

Has he tried not being a cunt?

Because they figured out how to make a ‘third-party repair’ program that’s as profitable as having the customer bring it in for repairs?

The BMW iX isn’t selling because it’s absolutely heinous to look at. It’s no surprise that people in the market for a $90k EV would prefer it didn’t resemble a naked mole rat or Winifred Sanderson from Hocus Pocus.

I think the idea might be to keep psycho fans from potentially harassing them before they ever even get a chance to be seen in the roles. That's why I might hold off anyway, can't really think of any better ones. 

Elon started off as this generation’s Henry Ford, and unfortunately continued to become this generation’s Henry Ford.

Thank you for that article. Sad part; people who need to hear it the most never will.

My knee-jerk reaction to all this is: “What kind of idiot would believe this horseshit? It’s preposterous! No American in their right mind would buy this...”

Someone only watches Fox. 

Wouldn’t a few banks of Tesla Powerwalls be a better demonstration of capability than the use of an old school backup diesel gen?

$100 says you’ll see more Russian ads for Republicans than anything.

You have admire the ingenuity it takes for a species to choke itself off from the infinite reaches of space!

I wouldn’t be surprised if this isn’t so much a hack as it is yet another in a long line of people that Trump contracts out for work then refuses to pay.

“This isn’t the first time that Kazran has run into trouble with the law, either. Back in 2010, the Federal Election Commission filed a complaint against him alleging that he illegally reimbursed employees of his Florida dealership for close to $70,000 in political donations.”

LOL...

Considering how miniscule the revenue of selling old trucks is compared to Fedex’s overall revenue it’s kind of stunning that they would risk getting caught breaking the law this way. This seems more like some mid-level fleet manager quietly trying to goose his/her numbers to get their annual bonus increased a bit…

You know, I’ve never thought about it, but Ferris probably grew up to be this exact kind of executive.

At least if the sub imploded they’d be killed so quickly they’d be dead before even their brains had time to register what was happening. They’d be instant chunky marinara sauce

You can replace that with USA and capitalism, and your sentence would still be accurate.