The other boss storm chaser who gets blown up (literally) in Twister.

I came by it naturally, as I’m originally from the northwest Georgia foothills, although there it was more like “homma,” as in “Homma whup yer ass.”

a soup can of vitriol and a carton of tears

Imma say ‘bout 40 proof.

“very bad earpiece” = ”dog ate my homework”

Thank you.

the guy overall is relatively moderate

Moira.

Here to second your CCR pick. It’s by far my favorite. Close second would be Green River:

She’s awful, but as the show goes on, the other characters overshadow her completely. I wish she’d get sent to solitary and stay there.

It’s a Robert Burns poem, “Song Composed in August”:

Stung like a motherfucker. It’s no substitute for after shave.

That Johny Flynn reminded me of this, which maybe you’re already familiar with, but it deserves promotion:

Here’s a lesson I learned today. Do not, ever, wash your face with a handful of alcohol-based hand sanitizer. The cloud of fumes around your nose and mouth make it nearly impossible to take a breath. I liked t’faint.

Scene:

No worries, mate.

The professor’s name is Melissa Click. It was a joke...

The abyss calls forth the abyss.

‘Honer’ is slang for autofellatio.