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Behavior like that is really going to get him put in the dogho...wait, no, I mean at least it didn’t come back to bite him on the...erm, hmm, guess it’s bark really is worse than it’s...damn, I mean, he doesn’t really have a dog in this fig...shit, what I’m really trying to say is fuck Baylor.

Oh fuck the hell no. Unacceptable. Not any more unacceptable than the sexual assault and other shit that’s gone on, but beating a dog gets you a permanent spot on my shit list.

Yakety Sax

I recently met a vegan Crosfitter who answered the age-old question.

Ulta rewards points pay off pretty quickly. When you spend money, you earn points, and those go directly toward $ off future purchases. It seems every time I shop there, I have at least $3 off my purchase with my points.

Anyone else here listen to Elliot in the Morning (DC101)? Notice how often they just discuss Gawker/Jezebel posts? Not a criticism, just an observation.

Fred used to Dj here at a local station in Charlotte and always brought up beef with the equally heinous Ace & TJ show. All FM morning shows are garbage. Their lunch and afternoon jockeys are slightly better in most cases.

Fun fact: Dreams of losing your teeth are actually your subconscious reminding you that you feel as though you are not in control of things in your own life.

Are we ruling out the possibility that he’s secretly sworn to the Dallas Cowboys, though?

A Patriots fan named Sully who likes shitty music? You don’t say.

Judging by the bio, Hardy has animosity toward anything with a period.

If hating a woman-beating prick with anger management problems is discrimination, then I’m the biggest motherfucking bigot on the face of planet Earth. And I'm fine with that.

I mean... I discriminate against men who violently beat women so... I guess he’s not wrong?

Now we know where Bill and Colin’s former paychecks are going.

Sue “In Civil Court” Baumann

Who are you to criticize Enema Smits? Did you ever rush for 168 yards with a septic graded shoulder? I didn’t think so.

Emmett, I love your picks but you can’t use the word clittings anymore. It’s the 21st centipede.

Buying a TV 101.