Chelsea Handler's Tips on How to Make a Great Sex Tape

Tonight on Chelsea Lately, the gang got into the dos and don'ts of sex tapes. Do: smile. Don't: use botox. These tips will ensure your enjoyment of the next leaked celebrity sex tape... please, not Kelsey Grammer. Watch inside.
Gossip Girl Takes a Trip To Connecticut and the Past
Juliet's manipulation of Serena into a mental hospital has the Gossip Girl gang delving into Serena's past. In Connecticut, Dan and Blair investigate Serena's history with Juliet. In the hospital, Serena searches her past for where she went wrong.
Gossip Girl May Have Stolen Serena's Kidneys
The last episode of Gossip Girl ended badly for Serena Van Der Woodsen. This week begins poorly for Serena as she wakes up drugged in a sleazy Queens motel. And, if urban legends are true, her kidneys are probably gone.
Brian Turns Right at Rush Limbaugh's House on Family Guy
Complete with a showstopping musical number, tonight's Family Guy certainly delivered. Special guests include crowd favorites like Bush Jr., Cheney, Pelosi and the Globetrotters. This clip not only features tonight's stars, but relays the episode's message hilariously in 59 seconds.
The Walking Dead Take a Field Trip to the CDC
After the zombie attack that concluded last week's episode, this week's The Walking Dead deals with cleaning up the bodies and emotions left strewn around the campsite. Eventually, the gang gets motoring to the CDC for answers!
NBC's People of the Year: Kim Kardashian, the Brand
On tonight's NBC's People of the Year special, Kim Kardashian talked about branding herself, using Twitter to crowdsource beauty advice, how her parents' involvement in the OJ Simpson trial helped prepare her for fame, and her Ray-J sex tape debacle.
President Obama Will Give a Two-Hour Speech to Explain Why He is Pardoning Cranberry the Turkey
Watch this hilarious Onion News Network story reporting that Obama will give a two-hour speech to explain the moral, and philosophical reasons for this morning's pardon of Cranberry the Turkey.
Nancy Grace is Disgusted By Man's Luxury Bedding Purchases
Things took a crazy turn on Swift Justice when it came out that the defendant had used two-thousand plus dollars of the plaintiff's money to buy luxury bedding. Nancy Grace just can't get with that and completely flips out.
David Arquette Gets Cheered Up On Lopez Tonight
On Lopez Tonight yesterday, David Arquette was skittish and lightheaded, perhaps more than usual because of all the tabloid scrutiny surrounding his marriage. Lopez arranged a "cheering up" session. Watch their bizarre, dada-esque adventure after the jump.
Watch Johnny Weir's Ode to Lady Gaga on Skating with the Stars
No one ate shit during the Skating with the Stars premiere tonight (even Mötley Crüe on Ice Vince Neil stayed upright). But let's meet judge Johnny Weir, two time Olympian and total Gaga-head. Weir's ode to "Poker Face," inside.
Subway's Undercover Boss Meets His Worst Nightmare
If we learned one thing from last night's episode of Undercover Boss, it's that making Subway sandwiches is serious business. Anyone who would tell you different has clearly never trained under this nightmare employee, whose goal is to break you.
Boardwalk Empire Makes a Case for Republicans
The women of the Boardwalk Empire are finally able to vote and who could be happier than the republican party? If you answered "women," you are incorrect. Margaret proves herself far too clever to succumb to Nucky's evil agenda.
The Dangers of Other Survivors on The Walking Dead
A rescue mission in Atlanta goes awry for the survivors on The Walking Dead. Instead of finding Merle Dixon, Rick and company find a group of humans hellbent on survival. Maybe zombies are the least of the group's worries.
Gossip Girl: Blair and Chuck Reunited By Love, Split By Double Standards
Blair and Chuck are together! Blair and Chuck are apart! The Gossip Girl couple spends most of tonight's episode jumping from one relationship extreme to another, only to have their love extinguished by women trying to hold back Blair's ambition.
Shaq Versus... Shaq?! The Big Aristotle Interviews Himself
Shaquille O'Neal may be the NBA's elder statesman, but he's also its renaissance man. In this genuinely funny promotional clip, Shaq manages to poke fun at both his early film career (Kazaam!) and his supposed "feud" with Kobe Bryant.

