Also the refs aren’t there to help players when they screw up like that. This ain’t pop warner.

You will never escape yourselves.

There’s often hilarious facts in these fan submissions.

David:

The Patriots, apparently.

The moment the Patriots won the overtime coin toss I knew how the game was going to end. At a couple points during that drive I almost convinced myself the Chiefs would be able to force a field goal, but I knew that was delusional. The roster of the 2018 Chiefs was constructed with the goal of ensuring the defense…

The Patriots for one

I was waiting for some version of this:

After reading all the WYTS this year I’m starting to get the feeling........ that all NFL fanbases are racist

accused of throwing a newborn baby through a plate glass window of a gun store full of sex worker corpses...and guns 

The AFC Championship game took place the same weekend as my parents’ anniversary, so I, my New Englander wife, and my whole midwestern extended family were together on game day. We turned on the game during the Chiefs’ initial comeback. All through my aunts’ and uncles’ gloating, my wife’s silent fury, the reversal,…

If you play fantasy football, you have to follow the injury reports, and the police blotter if you have any Chiefs on your team. “My QB is on the DL with a separated shoulder, and my WR can’t play because of that viral video of him tossing a puppy into a jet engine.”

the splash photo is Andy Reid literally looking the other way

Before I knew anything about Hill, I would just enjoy watching him play, since he’s so goddamn fast and quick and looks like his skeleton could pop out of his skin at any time. He always looked like he was playing in different gear than the other 21 players on the field.

“The Kansas City Royals drafted Dan Marino and John Elway.

Nick:

“Apologies in advance to every other NFL fanbase. If you think Pats fans are toxically obnoxious after a few rings, strap in. It will be so much worse.”

“Hand this team a million red flags and Reid will just throw them all on the field within the first five minutes of a half.”

Thanks Drew. Until now I had blocked the AFC championship game from my memory. Now the dam has burst, and you’ve unlocked a flood of traumatizing childhood memories. *Sobs quietly*