Nick
nickzarzycki
I'm a writer living in Toronto.
5/20/18
2:20 PM
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when someone does a bad tweet:

5/11/18
2:27 PM
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Watching Thiem use his groundstrokes to be good on clay is like watching someone use an AK-47 to play pool.

2/9/18
2:04 PM
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Bring back all the different kinds of skiing

1/22/18
2:35 PM
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Pokemon Go fuck yourselves...to the polls!

1/22/18
11:48 AM
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It’s weird to have a ‘favourite joke’ IMO

1/17/18
10:25 PM
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For the record, I too would like to know what the alloys are.

1/13/18
8:55 PM
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Wii Tennis-ass looking backhand

1/10/18
5:38 PM
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Shapo looks dynamic when he plays but the risks he takes are pretty smart. Even when he’s not getting things in it’s usually like “oh, that was a good idea.”

1/4/18
6:59 PM
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Tennis is back baby Awoouu

1/4/18
1:08 PM
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Did you machine generate this?

1/2/18
6:34 PM
2

I don’t like it when the Raptors announcers say the three pointer is coming from a very far away location in Canada (“from Port Alberni!” “from downtown Victoria!”). I know they’re trying to include the rest of the country in Raptors basketball, but it’s just too damned far!

12/1/17
12:26 PM
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I disagree. The surface of Jupiter is completely terrifying.

11/22/17
8:13 PM
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“Oh that’s naughty!”

Robbie Koenig’s colour commentary is always, to me, just a little bit... off.

11/14/17
11:09 AM
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It’s weird because Grigor isn’t necessarily _slower_ than Roger, but his footwork is just... worse.

11/1/17
11:07 AM
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Perennial quarterfinalist Tommy Robredo