Miami head coach Jim Larranaga announced in a prepared statement Monday afternoon that he is “Coach-3"
The whole time I am watching the video (great job, by the way) I kept thinking, “Where the fuck does Nick keep going and how does he keep reappearing?” Then this happened.
Me thinks this is simple:
After the camera stopped rolling, Bevin turned to his boss and asked, “How was that? Was it just as you wanted?”
I’m thinking UCF’s engineers stepped up and got the whole AAC in the Deadspin 25.
Norvell went to my undergrad. This is him in college.
As a lifelong die-hard Tiger fan, this article warms my heart. To help out any of you newcomers to Memphis fandom:
My college didn’t have a football team, and I’m from the Northeast where you don’t generally root for a college program you didn’t attend just because they’re local. If anything you root against them (eat shit BC!). My sundays are dominated by football and w/ two kids under 4 I’m thankful I get to watch the Pats…
If this doesn’t end with KU in the Top 5, I’m going to be PISSED.
“NAVY DOES GOAT STUFF”
Since I know you’re wondering:
I was the bouncer that chased our tight end down. Now I’m running for Boulder City Council. All of this is less astounding than our record last year.
If Penn State wins the national championship this season, I will drink this soda.
Fuck Penn State.
Not a fucking chance.
I’m supposed to believe in a team relying on a person named Alex Hornibrook? I think not, that is a bridge too far.
The only time I even remember Iowa State has a football program is when I see them on screen briefly and think, “Wait...I thought USC played tonight?” before realizing it’s Iowa State and I can go back to forgetting they exist.
Please, if you have any sense of humanity and empathy for your fellow readers or me, maybe consider voting, or hacking the poll, for a different shitty team.
Will you just zip it for once?