I nominate Miko Grimes to stand in for all of Marshawn Lynch's press conferences.
All in favor?

And that is exactly why this matters. Exactly why.

Here's a great article that breaks down the number of plays to fumbles ratio between all NFL teams for 2015. The Patriots were either setting a new standard or were aided by under inflated footballs.

Cleveland may be a shitty place to work, but the joke is on him, because most of its residents are unemployed.

You guys are losing your touch. It took 5 whole minutes before a Penn St. apologist came here screaming "HE REPORTED IT TO THE AUTHORITIES!"

"Football was more important to them than saving children."

"Yes. It does."

Hahahhahahhahahahahahahah.

True. It distracted from the sophisticated humor of the fake blowjob.

Saw your tweet. "Just took a dude out." So gay.

I loved The Wings! That was my go-to guilty pleasure series for years & some of Tony Shalhoub's finest TV work!

Paul McCartney is not a "she"

Rodgers, on the other hand, was suspended one game for sexual harassment.

Hell, some of his teammates didn't even realize he had retired.

Seems fitting that his retirement also sailed over the heads of his receivers.

While this may hurt Kelly's chances of staying at Ole Miss, he just locked up a roster spot at Florida State.

Get in line. The Browns owe everyone an apology.

#Badonkagronk

Who else stopped reading at Gloria Allred?