Oh sure, but when I force crying little boys to hug me, it's a completely different story.

iii. Great leaders like Peyton Manning, Brett Favre, Jim Harbaugh, and Roger Goodell don't simply wait for situations where they have a natural connection to step up and take control. They LEAD. Which Cam Newton, and Colin Kaepernick for that matter, have not done in Ferguson. If I were a GM, I'd think twice about…

Non-football related thoughts:

1. Raise your coffee standards, Ferguson Jailhouse. Weak, bitter, and no finish whatsoever.

I believe you missed North Korea, Iraq, Afganistan, Pakistan, Liberia, and Florida.

Then move out! I'm sure Russia, Syria, Libya, Afghanistan, Iran, China, Thailand, Mexico, Turkey, Israel, West Bank, and Gaza Strip are a whole lot better than here!

Most NFL caliber corners can cover that route.

Of course, if Rice were caught smoking pot in the video, it would have been an 18 game suspension.

Too bad for the victim. If he had just held out a little longer, York had an engagement ring waiting for him.

Similar figures were reported by Mickey Rourke's surgeon.

Hoover might be nuts, but he still wouldn't have signed Tony Romo to an extension.

google Kardashian

30 some?? Who doesn't fucking know how many teams are in the league?? How did you fucking get in here?? Holy shit!

Not pictured, Andre Reed's wingman in Toronto.

Doesn't any of these fools from Toronto see what a disaster the games were there??? I hope no current Bills fans would ever support the team knowing they're moving and once they move!!!

The Bills have been terrible for decades. The stadium itself is not only a dank, uncomfortable piece of shit, it's also a giant pain in the ass to get to and from. And for most of the NFL season, it's miserable to be outside.

"Whoa, that's Marshawn Lynch"

"Keep the Bills in Buffalo." Sorry John, but I don't believe you lived up to the promise of the last 5 words you swore to me.

Germany's pre-game ritual finally pays off.