You all laugh now but one day we will remember Bieber with deep gratitude for finally convincing the US to close its border with Canada.

You know what really changes lives, Jay? Streetlights.

Well it's a good thing that the Brazilian people have such a measured and reasonable attitude about soccer. It would be a shame if they were prone to overreacting to a sporting event.

As Germany should know, the US doesn't let a little water stop them from advancing.

Don't worry, no one will.

As an outsider who knows nothing about basketball this whole thing is hilarious. I'm hoping that Rob Ford gets involved somehow.

Also hate when people don't specify Paris, TX or Rome, GA.

mimicking the quarterback's money gesture

I don't want to make fun of homeless people but c'mon, why pick the Browns.

The thing is, there actually ISN'T an autism epidemic. People treat it as "oh, there's been a HUGE rise in autism in the last 30 years!"

This is going to be one of my favorite Deadspin posts. And just because... here is a hurt Sydney Crosby.

Game Over.

In all seriousness, this is one kick-in-the-balls week for the Bills and their fans.

Also first time Weeden's release has low chance of getting picked by another team.

You guys can save this headline and insert Johnny Manziel into it in 2 years

when asked if he could go back and change one thing about that day, it was an easy choice.