Dominic West is a defeated man.

“Banner year in the Bender house”

And here I was thinking my mom was a shitty mom

I hate to admit it but I am turned on by the fake-blonded and bearded Pauly D.

idk, man, if you threaten someone on the internet you should have to face some consequences like your ISP disconnects you for a year and your phone plan caps at 1MB/month. I just can’t fathom behaving so horribly toward another person.

I still have the original Blackberry in a drawer somewhere. It was a pager-sized e-mail device that was powered by a couple of AA batteries. Frankly, it was a lovely device. It was relatively easy to type e-mails up on it and it had a cool “indiglo” type screen. The only annoying thing about it was that it required a…

eternal life at this point doesn’t seem like much of a benefit, i’ll go for the molecular disassembly. 

. . . . Ross?

Ahh I knew this! Thanks for reminding me, that’s what I get for blogging on like... 0 hours sleep. I’m fixing now!

I’m a long time lurker and this is my first post ever, but I felt this important to point out. The term Suffragette was a derogatory term in the early 1900s. It was used to make them seem cute and incapable of making their own decisions. The Suffragists were what they called themselves. I try and point this out…

I did not anticipate watching her take the stage meaning so much to me. Then I was crying. An actual fucking woman was making her VP victory speech. My DIL texted me that she was doing the same. This is the kind of me too we deserve. May there be many more.

Just checking in, right now.

What are y’all doing to get through Tuesday night (hopefully celebrating a landslide victory) and the days thereafter? Going anywhere? Treating yo’self?

4 x 0 = 0

I pulled a man once. Those were the days.

To be fair, who does?

I just saw the Fiona Apple clip when a friend sent it to me and it made me cry - something about her closing her eyes to play piano and sing but also being so god damn *powerful.* Absolutely wrecked me.  I've always been a fan but that album is one of those no-skips, perfect start to finish masterpieces, and it got me…

I am so exhausted of looking at that weird plastic skinned alien face every time I come on this site. Tomorrow can you at the very least use a pic with his mouth closed?

Yes. I don’t believe it. The timing is far too perfect — right after a horrendous performance at the first debate, his tax corruption is finally released? Nah. His modus operandi is to deflect, and look how well it’s working. He will likely have a miraculous cure (no doubt created by a company owned by family) and…

Now that I’ve slept on this, I have mixed feelings. Overall, I’m doing the schadenfreudiest dance I’ve ever fucking done, but I have some thoughts.