One of my favorite things, why is a scotch egg so called?

The toughest cars are not always those marketed as such,

Oh thank you, I have spent far to long trying to remember the name of that thing, I really want to direct and star in a retro porn movie with one of these as the plot line.

I do not think it was an aeroplane idea, neither was it a Skoda idea, in, possibly the best car ever made they were a standard fitting in 1969,

I have just remembered a very effective noise cancelling system I developed in the early 1980's. It involved an early version of voice control, in that one had to control ones voice until uttering the command. “IF YOU LOT DO NOT SHUT UP THIS MINUTE YOU CAN WALK THE REST OF THE WAY”. Sadly, it only worked…

Is this the same idea that came in the 1992 (U13) JDm Nissan Bluebird?

Not a six foot cone, that would just look wierd and silly.

And for the next trick, a Mercedes formula 1 engine in a bike?

The problem with mach9 invisible jets is, once the battery in the keyfinder doobrie runs out you can never find the damn things. It really did not help when I invented to invisible keyfinder thingy either I suppose.

This is. without doubt, the most useful thing I have learned today.

Doors are overated things anyway

I am old

Tupperware?

Even slower than the slowest race! The grown-ups won’t let us race together any more, some newfangled thing called elf and softy or somesuch nonsense.

Ah, that might be the ‘not entirely accurate’ bit!

“Brand new cars with brand new technology are prone to problems—but Polestar is going to have an uphill battle reminding potential customers that you can rely on its cars to get you where you need to go”.

My lawyer tells me that the above extract could be part of an ongoing negotition, I cannot tell as I do not speak Martian, but apparently it is simple enough if one is a lawyer. 

‘shrrrrrqui sloulaabrfomibe; kkkristtifg abrghsnarkgargle phootphharuph triglesmooshamblitat- ergamotmtlis “t” jjikklemush trangleploop $180,000,00o,000,000 per diem’

In 1854 the biggest hearse in the world began operation, a purpose built train, trains eventually, that ran between London Waterloo and Brookwood in Surry.

I think, as it is a motorcycle it does not have a foot (or a frunck) it has a fannier.