Someone keeps using my email address by accident. They have even used it for applying to jobs in the same field as me, electrical engineering. I keep forwarding them the important messages as they arrive in my inbox.

I've never been called up on Jury duty, but I have friends that are always precluded when asked if they trust the testimony of police officers. Prosecutors being able to select a jury is insane.

I could never get Videostream to work. It always seems to crash for me.

I can see different ways to look at it.

Never. Class rings are tacky as hell.

Good point. I neglected the cinnamon buns.

Atkins diet. The man is eating health as far as he is concerned. No carbs.

But you have to handle the glitter. This outsources the labor and the risk of environmental contamination.

I'd argue it couldn't cross the Sahara nor Siberia. Europe would be a mess though.

Couldn't he just go to a labor office (or Task Rabbit) to help with this initial glut of orders?

You and I can. But what about the standard American? You can't expect one of them to walk more than a few blocks.

Yeah, I was expecting this article to include the Monroeville Mall brawl.

My kind of gift. I'd love lottery tickets, booze, and chocolates.

It would be nice if they shifted the time 3 or 4 hours. So a report at 3AM on Sunday counts toward Saturday. Given the highest day is a Sunday near St. Patrick's Day, I'd guess the data is from people using the systems after midnight from Saturday festivities.

Yeah, as a PA resident, I'm extremely nervous about what this means for shale drilling.

Yeah, I can cross my legs with no problem. Occasionally I have to rearrange equipment, but it has always been possible.

I thought it was obvious they are jerks. They named the cat Tard.

If we are talking a known event, I'd say VE Day in London. I enjoy London and it was probably one hell of a party.

Wait a few days for the asshole to upload their 'prank' video to YouTube?

I agree. Our (US) infrastructure will start crumbling pretty quickly. Your castles will continue to last forever. Hell, you guys have the Maunsell Forts as well.