What are all those strange vehicles that are not trucks/SUVs/CUVs? 

My guess? The owner was the recipient of a “Chicago Sunroof”.

Were can I get the Wolfsburg edition, preferably with a moon roof?

Ummm.....

Low hanging fruit:

It wasn’t the Fresca... that computer obviously has a bug in it.

By italicizing your puns, you’ve gone beyond #dadjokes into #grandpajokes territory.

I know this is edging on the political, but satisfy your interest in TikTok quickly before our access gets clipped. All I can do is mown over the shearing of yet another allowance for our adolescents. #dadjokes

... and it is turbocharged, as everyone but Subaru Crosstrek owners have also come to expect.

I’m afraid you have missed the point of this important demonstration entirely...

This may be the most severe case of “Musk-envy” I have ever seen!

More than you might expect... Oh wait - you meant from the factory. My bad!

Finally I can score the Chevy Impala of my broken dreams...

Forgive me: I really do feel bad for them... but after the first flood took out 10 vehicles, why exactly did they not move the business?

Let me summarize with my rule of thumb:

Even though I don’t particularly care for cross overs, I do like the styling...

Sell that lame response to Mustang,

What could possibly go wrong....

Bidet?

I will admit to once being the proud owner of a 5-speed manual Toyota Previa minivan, not a “dust buster”, rather a “suppository”...