I don’t like your opinion.

Serendipitously, your comment had 7 stars when I read it.

This story has really humped the shark.

Man, now chants at a Rangers game. This is getting Messier and Messier.

Breaking news: Woman who was jacked in the face by enormous, physically powerful athlete was “Not actually asking for it,” but was, in fact, being harassed even before punches were thrown.

As if hundreds of dollars suddenly cried out in terror and suddenly vanished.

Ouch. My wallet felt a great disturbance in the Force.

It’s cool to see a photo of the 49ers firing Chip Kelly.

He was really asking to get belted.

He was only off by two feet.

Now those are words Talib by.

Presented under the Adequate Man banner?   Screamer would seem more apt.

That’s because there’s just no such thing as ...the ability to connect eroticism with the former star of the Wonder Years.

Fat man in red spreads cheer on this xmas day

“PUT A PENCIL UP RECTUM TO MAKE BOWEL MOVEMENT TO GET GAUZE PATIENT SWALLOWED TO COME OUT”

Holy cow! He was really Russian through that airport!

You think that’s awkward? You should have seen the rookie who asked Rex Ryan about footing the bill.

If you have a fetish for sleeping with your hand between 2 pillows this is the perfect car.