1. Atlanta

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

And the lion will lay down with the lamb

The Campbell Newton is the best damn soup filled cookie that I’ve ever tasted.

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

One in hole!

no great loss, in my opinion. my wife took me there last week for my birthday, that place was a total dump. i had been hyping it for weeks too - i felt like chump.

Great. Just after I got my permit for Jump & Pump: Trampoline and Skeet Park and had a commercial all lined up with NBA stars saying “Sometimes we jump, sometimes we pump and sometimes we do both at Jump & Pump!”

I killed my 86 Cavalier with 3 payments left in the book. I was driving it to Autotrader to get pics taken of it for sale and I over revved turning left in front of traffic and spun a bearing. Fortunately, I had just purchased my Corvette. I put an 85 engine in it from a junkyard and gave it to my soon to be…

Baby it’s Cold Outside is about date rape. I prefer Netflix and chill. Oregon resident here too.

JEFF FISHER: I’m not fucking going 7-9!

*One finger of the Monkey’s Paw closes*

First a Chevy then a Ford. Was seriously expecting a Ram next.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

You can tell the NFL is serious about their week of supporting activism given their charitable effort to not schedule a Browns game.

When working on my car I prefer no music. None. Silence.

He was probably distracted by the vertical video. Everybody hates that.

Such a ridiculous double standard when it comes to catching your spouse masturbating. The few times I’ve caught my wife or found out about it later I’m like “Hey now, that’s hot...want some company?” But whenever she catches me it’s all “Gross! What’s wrong with you? At least wait until the funeral is over!”

Two wrongs don’t make a right. But 3 lefts do

I hope that Credence gets revived in a ritual that requires a liquid so clean that you can see through it.