What have you learned?

Yeah, that phrase was unnecessary.

But the server even asked "do you mean a cafe latte" and the lady screamed "NO"! How do all the people defending that stupid bitch keep missing that??

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Yeah. I shuddered when I read that.

I'll admit it; I'd totally eat a ham and cream cheese omelette. Especially when drunk. Throw some green chilies in there and now we're fucking talking.

This is the first time I've heard the phrase "opinion rape", and I immediately want that phrase to die.

Pinot noir and Thai salad. Other memorable orders: que sera (caesar, I shit you not), gargoyle solo (gorgonzola), and sow-full (souffle). Now imagine trying to decode that on a busy night when your brain is already fried from hours of serving.

Oh god, I swear I had Coffee Latte's husband the other day. Never in my life have I felt the stupidity ratio in a room rise so rapidly as when this guy opened his mouth.

When I was 10 years old and extremely thin and cut my hair short, I would get mistaken for a boy. But my lovely mother told me I looked like Twiggy, and showed me pictures of Twiggy and I saw how cool she was and felt a little bit better about myself. I was Twiggy for Halloween that year and even though nobody knew…

Blues Brothers for me...

Ugggh, I totally remember that ad on the back cover of my Young Miss magazine in 1982!

I get that it's confusing because it says "officer" in "petty officer", but they will never change it.

Hillary, the sailor who did the filming was NOT the same rank as the sailors who were filmed.

Apparently, he's magic, as he was able to sit in on a GYN exam without contacting a patient or entering any patient care areas.

This is my local hospital. I had a terrible headache that lasted about a week and after much googling (remember, florida- no health insurance) I decided to go to the ER. Waited for 4 hours to see a doctor who discharged me and actually said she "couldn't take me seriously" because I answered "yes" to the do you…

We, too, would like to know what the deal is with Florida. Your guess is as good as ours.

I am actually a Florida teen

do you concur

That last chef is more manly than 100 of me everyone.

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