The divorce court get-up looks like someone got to the curtains before Scarlett O'Hara.

I think from now on we should just say "Florida Man..." without the indefinite article.

That right there is some bad parenting, even by Florida standards.

I was assuming this would be more like a guy sticking his finger into a snake's cloaca. Jesus Christ, that defied human comprehension.

I love this!

Huh? What's that you say, boy? The 'ol misty eyes aren't workin' so you wanted to know what was the REAL story?

Old kinja where obvious bullshit comments stayed in the grays and could be ignored worked much better.

No, it got a government bailout. It was saved by the US taxpayer.

A friend of mine always used Tampax tampons, and when Tampax raised their prices she wrote a letter to the company to complain about the new higher cost of their product. They sent her the standard businessy apology plus coupons good for about 60 free tampons. She was pleased. I think that was pretty cool of Tampax.

Again, cuntwhore, I am sorry, but it doesn't work like that. You do not get to make up random shit like that unchallenged.

Sorry, no, bitch. Doesn't work like that. Muslims can be of any color because race and religion have nothing to do with one another.

You said that in the most helpful and polite way.

Hey, dumb bitch! Race and religion are two separate things!

The Washington Times is not "The DC Media". It is a moonie paper that nobody but teabaggers read.

You have completely redeemed yourself in my eyes.

Of course there are justifications for Israel's actions, just like there are justifications for the actions of the Palestinians.

They aren't justified. Neither are the tactics of Hamas. Neither will stop.

Take and complete a state approved safe driving course before your court date.

Does one?

I didn't even need a warning about the kangaroo cock from yesterday. There is no way i want to see one of those