I know it’s in poor taste but:

For consistency’s sake, CC Greinke to make sure he’s not signing this comment, either.

Crosby says it’s okay to visit with Trump.

Only 170 fans had the privilege of seeing this minute live, but thank god at least one of them had the awareness to film it.

Or perhaps yes.

RETREAT MODE

Okay, but if it was a body double, Trump definitely would say something like, “my wife Melania, she’s right here. This is definitely not a body double.”

LANDED WRONG AND ITS FUCKING TURNED 90 DEGREES TO THE LEFT AND HES SCREAMING AND EVERYONE WALKS AWAY HOLDING THEIR STOMACH. HES DEAD. HE FUCKJNG DIED

See. I never knew until they got this fabulous sponsorship! It’s already paying dividends!

If you’re really that concerned about the neighbourhood the ballpark is in it seems like there’s a greater need for public money in that neighbourhood than in moving the ballpark away.

Or with that $80 million could they have possibly improved the ‘high-crime’ area of the city?

You laugh, but apparently that’s a thing in South Korea.

I think the letters somehow recognized what words and sentences they were being used in and exactly who was typing them, so they tried to escape. It’s just a theory. I have no real proof that that’s what happened.

I can’t even imagine how he puts pants on.

If you were more diverse in your choice of video entertainment, you’ll find that there are plenty of black guys inside cougars.

Counterpoint: if they voted for Trump, yes they are

I follow Gary Sanchez on Twitter because no matter how many insults you hurl at him, he never blocks.

Bauer’s night was a right wing fever dream about Columbus Day come to life: an Indian getting absolutely killed out there and then getting triggered about it.

One of his teammates’ wives called him out about saying most of his teammates are Trump supporters. I bet he blocked her.