Hamilton is just spending 100% of his time raising the bar for being insufferable.

About a week ago, Hamilton invited me to take part in a “yogurt-tasting” video in what I assumed to be a feeble attempt to expand his brand as a guy who consumes and blogs about yogurt. justify his continued employment beyond month-end!

Driving to Wisconsin from Illinois is exciting because Wisconsin is a fun state to visit for a weekend. There’s lakes, binge drinking, CHEEEESE, all the things you could really need to take a break from IL. Take the skyway into Indiana and see if you feel that same excitement...cause guess what, you don’t. You’re…

Except people have proven time and again they’d rather watch nostalgic tripe than interesting new content 9 times out of 10.

On Gilmore, I have to admit I was one of those complainers. I still remember the Panthers game and cursing why the dude just can’t keep his hands away from faces.

Nobody cares about your Fantasy team, Gabe.

That score blew up so fast. During the first half, it felt like the Patriots knew how superior they were and were mostly interested in testing out AB and getting Michel’s rushing game going. Then things just... changed in that second half, probably due to those two consequent pick-sixes. Hell, even the last Patriots…

In the greys and don’t know why? They call that a Burneko special.

Pushing hard through the third Fire Emblem playthrough, hopefully finish off things with the Black Eagles on both paths and finally move on to Control.

What we’ve stopped having is a monoculture, period.  And subcultures rarely change enough to present differently decade to decade, at least from an outsider’s perspective.

“A mutliplayer Resident Evil?”

The problem with Video Games is that they are a privately owned intellectual property held by a corporation.

Hard pass on Video Games as Olympic sports. Seems real sketchy to make a copyrighted proprietary game an Olympic sport. Nobody owns any other Olympics sport. Nobody owns basketball, or archery, or track, or soccer. But someone sure as hell owns Street Fighter.

I can’t help but think about gender here. When women actors do stuff like this, they’re moody divas. When men do it, people act like it’s proof of how serious they are about “the method.”

Remake and remaster are not the same. 

Original creators can’t, by the very definition of the term, create fan fiction.

I WATCHED THIS FUCKING TRAILER 20 TIMES ALREADY AND I KEEP FUCKING SCREAMING VERY LOUDLY. I NEED A GODDAMN LIFE ALERT

Definitely!

Nick Foles’ clavicle had a breaking point, as we all do. How much pressure, how much force, how much trauma can a bone or a person withstand before it snaps?

Except that KD plays it. Constantly. And he can’t stop talking about it. Kawhi simply doesn’t care. KD though, wants to be Kobe or Lebron, desperately. He’s just terrible at it.