^Found the Aztek owner 

Doesn’t that make it a snow blower 

In the name of fairness, we should mock all children.

Illuminati confirmed

I don’t like how these “scientists” keep changing their story. Makes me think they’re hiding something--it was probably just a jesus.

Whatever garbage is on CNN. Do you like news, but hate Fox? Well, what if I told you there’s a network out there that has news but sucks in an entirely DIFFERENT way?

I kinda assumed they had to, because the US catalog sure as hell isn’t keeping them in business.

It amazes me how people can get enraged at the very idea that a company might produce a product that isn’t explicitly catered to their personal preferen—

Why the fuck to conspiracy theorists have to come up with the most unlikely chain of events to support their crackpot theories?

Are you sure that the invisible laser planes all around you weren’t just really sneaky??

Neither rain nor sleet nor this goddamn bullshit on I-95

IF WE MAKE HOMELESSNESS ILLEGAL THEN ONLY CRIMINALS WILL BE HOMELESS

Rest of world: ah a new truck

I have no idea who the Democrats could run right now

I actually kept sketching something like this during the “I’mma be a car designer!” phase all larval industrial designers go through in college. Sorta neat to see someone doing it.

I don’t recall. 

Well, we didn’t make it so my son jumped in our Airboat and crunk her up and pushed us off I-75 to the gas station.”