...Actually...

If this all ends with the revelation that he’s secretly been a billionaire Walter White this whole time I’mma lose my shit 

LIAR

See, I like folks who think that. Because after the agent is done rebooking a bunch of obnoxious jerks, I go up there and say please and thank you and don’t treat them like they’re personally responsible for breaking the plane or summoning the wrath of Poseidon, and they tend to give me whatever I want.

“created jobs for African Americans” makes it sound like he was setting up a special racially-qualified jobs program (“this is a black job, that’s a white job, that one’s only for asians...”) 

god I came here to post that. I still re-watch it from time to time...

#math

Military kid. Saw the whole spectrum of schools/towns growing up. Can confirm: curriculums can get suspiciously fluid if you cast a wide enough net.

There’s also a matter of scale. A US spatula might be a couple bucks more—hell, even at double the cost, it’s still what, eight bucks?—but for more expensive goods the extra percentages can really add up.

Plus one for “boomer logic,” though 

(Fun fact: Whenever we’re critical of Tesla we’re either accused of being “shorts”, or pawns for Big Oil, which sees a sometimes-struggling electric car company with less than 2 percent of U.S. market share as an existential threat. Now here’s a Big Oil country potentially taking a big stake in Tesla.)

/

Tired of sticking your keys in the fridge? Constantly starting fires after forgetting to take them out of the microwave? Who isn’t!

Jet fuel can’t melt steel-belted radials 

*screams in manufacturing* 

a few molds and some plastic to do it... then great. Cheap and easy.