Slater is a dick head, but he’s proving to be a pretty amazing actor with Mr. Robot. He kind of has to be since his usual schtick of just laying on the ol’ sleazebag charm wouldn’t have worked in the show, although he does use it plenty.

You say that like that isn’t the role he plays in everything

He molested all of our childhoods

Too late, the Fruit Brute just accused him of sexual harassment and unwanted touching earlier today

I dunno...Dennis Hopper? John Leguizamo? Anyone else involved with The Super Mario Bros. Movie? Except for Bob Hoskins of course, but also especially Bob Hoskins.

The cartoon bear?

I must have missed the first allegations in the deluge of creepy sex pervert assholes getting named, it happens. Anyways, nice to know there are now two reasons and counting why I can’t watch The Larry Sanders Show without cringing more than I’m supposed to, especially at some of my favorite jokes like Hank getting…

Punisher already did the Frankenstein thing, and it was glorious

Because the first one wasn’t?

The first movie made me feel like I had been beaten over the head very hard with a blunt object and was suffering from a concussion for the entire runtime. I’m not sure if that’s a positive or not, but I haven’t seen the apparently superior sequel yet because of it. That is to say, the first movie was something else,…

*Looks at header picture* When did Kate Winslet turn into my spinster aunt?

*Slaps Forehead* that’s who I keep mixing Kate Hudson up with! I kept feeling like I was going insane whenever I saw pictures of Kate Hudson because I was like “Wait...Kate Hudson is white?” It’s because I was mixing her up with Jennifer Hudson! Thanks AV Club!

Scenes have been rewritten so that Cruise is sitting at a table for three quarters of the movie

In a related bit of news, Cavill’s mustache still hasn’t quite gotten over its role in Justice League being digitally removed

Nowhere did I say that I spoke for everybody who has attempted suicide, I was pretty clearly just speaking from my own personal view and listing my qualifications as being a survivor and constant sufferer of suicidal thoughts, and frankly, how dare you? Just because everyone has myriad different reasons for wanting to…

I thought he was joking...

Meh, I have the comic, I don’t need to watch a show that just stretches that out for a couple dozen seasons

Whenever Better Call Saul isn’t around, people should be asking “Where’s Better Call Saul?”

Hey! That’s my joke!

She moves to Belize, no really, she literally moves to Belize and sets up a law practice.