NICK Cage - not Luke Cage. :-/

Translation: He feels deeply threatened that he’s surrounded by so many women in power and he noticed Trump had a dick so he went with him.

“I’m with her” triggering Kanye’s daddy issues has got to be the most ridiculous shit I’ve heard in a minute.

Despite the fact that LCD Soundsystem videos are empty trifles meant only to entertain and help us forget our creeping mortality for a few minutes, I find myself oddly compelled to do whatever I can to express my disdain for this particular LCD Soundsystem video to the extent that many may actually wonder if I do,…

I’ve already started a website to remake this music video CORRECTLY. I’ve raised over 70 billion theoretical dollars to do so.

In Japan they call her クッパ姫 (Kuppa-hime/Princess Kuppa)

It bothers me more than it probably should that she’s being called “Bowsette”. Peachette is a combination of “Peach” and “Toadette”. The Bowser/Peach combo should be “Bowseach”, “Peachser”, “Bowpeach”, or something along those lines.

I agree, that stuff from the first couple of casts might have been amusing to stoned or coked out people in the 70s

Add 6 months and you can pay $30 in many cases

And almost as if someone’s irony detector was in the shop :-)

It’s almost as if that line was some kind of joke.

The paragraph about Maria Rambeau is completely butchered because her name is Maria, not Monica. Seeing how this is set in the 90s, I’d imagine the daughter of Maria is Monica.

You know what you doing.

I am so old. So very old and tired. Aside from the obvious disgust and hope for justice to be served, my elderly brain still cannot process how to pronounce this wanker’s name, and is yet flummoxed at how one arrives at such a specific look, while still managing to appear so accidentally attired. Everything about him…

You are describing the plot of You’ve Got Mail.

I’ll have to read Takacs’s twitter, but eir website is not written from a 3rd person perspective, but a 1st person perspective. So anybody copying and pasting from eir website, say for a convention, will have to translate all of the text from first person to third person. Which means changing the ‘I’ to something else.

With respect to the misgendering... this is how that should have gone down in a rational world.

I’m still firmly meh with the hope it’s better than I expect. I actually liked the Shazam trailer more. 

“So for my challenge I got the lizard and a picture of a spaceship. So I figured, Linus the Lizard is a alien and he works on a spaceship. I think my lizard looks very life like and I’m sure the judges will love it. Maybe my best makeup yet.”