The fact that the site mysteriously vanished right after the reporter called kinda puts paid to that. What, the identity-stealing skinheads were tapping his phone, too?

I love the “Fuck this shit” banner idea.

Sunday’s rally was to be the provocatively titled “No to Marxism in America,” seemingly designed to needle Berkeley’s famously liberal populace.

I’m Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Periscoper.

Mocking the simplistic politics of fair weather secessionists and anti-government “pull-up-your-bootstrap”-ers is not the same as celebrating tragedy.

The very first time Mayweather turns his back, fight over.

Sheesh, all of the sudden people are getting real cranky.

I’m no swift fan, but Beyonce stole that shit from the Mighty Ducks....and they stole it from some birds in nature, so....not a big deal?

For a 29-year old making his professional boxing debut against an all-time great, I would say that really is high praise.

A few years ago, my mother and her siblings were up in arms when I said “you’ve got another thing coming”; they INSISTED it was “ you’ve got another *think* coming”.

...really, checking the genitals should be the go-to move in any were-critter situation.

My social/work group, a couple of guys floated the idea of everyone pitching in to get together, have some food and libations and watch the fight together. Boxing is definitely on the wane, but as it peters out it’s catching a last huge wave or three generated by social media. It’s an ‘event’ that the fellas will…

My impression is that these types of paying viewing - those hoping for him to get his ‘comeuppance’ - are overrepresented on sites like Deadspin. Mayweather is always hanging out with famous athletes and the Biebers of the world, so I’m of the impression that a lot of people view him aspirationally. I just can’t…

I mean, I kinda understand where he was coming from at first. Trying to claim your own ethnicity when you’re not super sure what it is and you’ve been raised by someone with a strong Native American heritage and connection with their culture would have to be hard. But then there was a lot of lying, about easily…

New Director of the Bureau of Indian Affairs.

YOU ARE ALREADY BOUGHT.

When I imagine the scenario, all I can think of is Red Dawn.

“It looked like Edgar, but not really. Like something was wearing Edgar — an Edgar suit....”