Poor fucking Neymar.

a daily stoic

Apologies for being pedantic, but I think you mean “red herring” instead of “macguffin.” A macguffin is something being sought by the heroes, with the idea being that it really doesn’t matter what it us, as long as it works as motivation for the characters. A red herring is an element in the story that draws the…

Yes, I think the whole thing was probably intentional: build up the audience’s expectations about what’s going to happen, and then throw them a curveball. In no way did it let me, an audience member and Star Wars fan, down. I understand that if you’ve invested a lot of time trying to figure out the mystery of Snoke,…

Maybe that’s the point though. Maybe he was just really good at making people think he was powerful and manipulating them to do his bidding. Maybe he was more talk than walk, and Kylo Ren finally figured that out. Just because you got the impression that he was some super powerful supreme being from the way he was…

Has that last guy never heard of a fucking plunger?

I have less respect for liars than true believers. The latter are misinformed or crazy. The former have no sense of shame or decency.

These kids look absolutely traumatized.

Behalte den ball im auge!

They would still find a way to lose.

Starship Troopers, nice.

The flaw in your logic is that you assume that this scenario would in any way be fun.

She’s never presented herself to the world in this way, so to be fair, we gotta give her some time.

The thing I hate the most about TBS’s broadcast is that they have three dots for indicating the number of outs. Like, you don’t need a third dot. The inning is just over at that point. There is no “three outs” state in baseball that ever needs to be indicated. Drives me nuts.

It’s about ethics in journalism!

Isn’t it amazing how Trump and his sycophants can rail against the NYT as a failing-biased-fake-liberal-news organ, and then turn around and cite the NYT’s reporting as proof that liberals somehow condone Weinstein’s behavior?

There were actually some very fine people on both sides.

In my head I’m trying to figure out how one would put on a t-shirt head-first. It just seems way easier to do at least one arm first. Am I crazy?

But then she asked me what my hobbies are.

What in the world makes you think that he won’t embarrass himself?