This show was far from complete. I’d love to see another 10-15 episodes.

Dating is an absolute mindfuck.

The moral of the story? Don’t go on a cruise if your relationship is in trouble. Nothing like being stuck together on a floating prison, unable to get away from each other that will not help the situation. Also, don’t date assholes.

Of all the fucking—WHY WOULD SOMEONE WORKING FOR TIPS STEAL YOUR WALLET RIGHT BEFORE THE PART WHERE YOU TIP THEM.

I can’t even with this guy today.

This is second-semester Senior Obama and I’m here for it.

I love “no longer gives a fuck” Obama so much. Going off, hanging with Bear Grylls, dancing with children, getting major policy bills passed...

ugh someone help me get this huge stupid grin off my face before my co-workers think I care about things.

Fuck yeah!

Look, let’s face it. Men are far too emotional to be trusted with the power of governing things.

Thought that his Civilization game was real history?

Can I just say here how much I love Snopes, and that the dumb shit people believe astonishes me?

I imagine this is what it’s like to work at Snopes.

That’s fine, Miss Piggy has obviously moved on.

Definitely Not Miss Piggy

Fuck cancer.

We were a few sections over and watched them do cpr for 10 minutes. I immediately said, great A-rod just killed a guy. Almost simultaneously my wife slapped me for being insensitive.

It may be the engineer in me, but I’m rather partial to this super suit.