Article IV Section 3 of the Constitution:

It's a pipe dream thought up by billionares to try and steal some of California's (almost always) Democratic electoral votes. It will not happen.

I do care a little, being a politically minded Californian (who thinks this is a really bad idea) but I'm not too worried about it for the following reasons.

Woah. Woah. I don't want to be lumped in with San Diego. If you even just think about the geography around Orange County, mountains and (more importantly) Pendleton Marine Corps Base physically separate us from San Diego. This Tim Draper fellow's clearly insane and not at all from Southern California. San Diego. Bah!

"... all the terrible '90s Muppet movies."

Seriously! How can you not love a Muppet movie with a Miss Piggy intro that gradually erupts into a full on Boom Shakalaka chant?

Rob Bricken, your io9 account may have been hacked.

How DARE you include Aloysius Snuffleupagus on this list?! Blasphemy!!!! (Fun fact: I was legit in my 20s when I found out Snuffy was originally imaginary. *mind blown* - and still not quite over that fact).

You want to dis on the 90s Muppet movies go ahead but you better leave a disclaimer when it comes to the amazing Muppet Christmas Carol. My Cocaine would like a word.

9) Snuffaluffagus

Shaka..when the walls fell.

Clearly. I mean they're humanoid plants with a side of badass and crazy. And let's not mention their reaction to light.

Darlok and Jalad, at Tanagra?

Kanye West, at the Video Music Awards.

duh

I'll let Quark and Garak explain.

Those in charge of the Republic of Gilead (of The Handmaid's Tale).

Blew up a planet to make a point.

The Necromonger empire seemed thoroughly unpleasant.

The Federation.