A lot of this lingerie looks like it was designed by drunken hentai artists.

All Viagra does is impact blood flow to a particular portion of the body. That’s it. The other effects are incidental, and not really related.

Nah. That’s what grad students are for.

Believe it or not, but very hard. It can cost an instructor their job.

Cool. Here’s hoping he gets jail time.

Male desire is also different from the male ability to get an erection. The mechanisms actually work pretty much the same for both sexes. Viagra actually has the same effect on the bodies of both sexes.

One other important thing to consider: Any drug that gets good results will become a date rape drug.

Trump told me to tell you that he found “Oompa-Loompa American” the funniest of the three because of the mental image.

Yeah, that’s a pretty common reaction to a lot of the crap Trump pulls. Work for him, you come to find the most unusual things to be business as usual.

Donald Trump will flirt with the waitress. Every single time. He’s usually pretty good at getting the waitress to flirt back.

Okay... Bets on if he gets off because of these items?

Charging both parties has been done before in the U.S.

There’s a surprising number of people on the Sex Offender Registry for crap they did as a minor that was consensual between both parties... who were both minors.

No. I’ve got twenty bucks riding on how long this lasts.

Let’s hope so. Let’s seriously hope so.

They did. Past efforts never worked out well or made any impact.

You could say that any passenger with Shia is an uneasy rider.

Important Shia info:

No, I’ve actually met the man. He’s a lot worse than you think. He’s just smart enough to keep his mouth shut on a lot of it.

Most fruits and vegetables have carcinogenic effects. So do most meats. Even oxygen has been noted for carcinogenic effects.