Well, it can potentially serve as an emergency phone. Just in case your non-brick phone has gone in the drink because you've capsized or something.

This is why you have magnets implanted in the palms of your hands.

For boating enthusiasts. Chances are, it will, at some point, get dropped in the water.

Giants defense isn't even bothering to stick around for the tackles now. Just throwing them to the ground.

I think State Farm might be double-checking a certain contract for an opportunity to get a discount.

From all the balls dropping, I can only guess that the Packers are just reaching puberty.

"Your social life all mixed together" doesn't actually sound like that good a tag line for a smartphone.

Is having a car that drives the same forward as it does backward that good a feature?

I had to go on imdb to figure out what 'Journey 1' was.

I think the one thing that could save it is if Depp makes a surprise cameo as some crazy druggie.

What is with the old-timey-flickering-slow-motion-by-candlelight?

Rogers might want to start looking into some collision insurance.

Good god, let it go already. You called it wrong, they threw for the TD. Story over.

Interviewer: "Allow me to set up this easy joke for you so all you have to do is nod and agree with it!"

Announcers: Why are you bothering with clock management? Why not just run out the clock?

I'm surprised it hasn't been turned into a kids' cartoon like Rambo or Robocop already.

Did he just segue from a tribute to a dead guy into the premiere of Napoleon Dynamite?

BTW, the Southwest ad is full of lies. Had to travel with my mother-in-law recently, and they certainly did NOT let her fly free.

Incorrect attribution of alliteration attracts the attention of angry authors.

I don't get it either. I suspect it's a trend that won't go away until someone gets their bits bitten in the act.