nemesissy

9/28/16

so many vague details! <- religion in a nutshell.

9/28/16

I’ve experienced infertility and multiple miscarriages, but I’m still a bit in that camp to be honest (although I wasn’t going to actually post about it until I saw your post).

9/27/16

From I heart guts dot com. Came across it looking for unusual plush toys for my son.

9/27/16

Not surprised that prison guards would show more solidarity than cops, especially somewhere like Holman. I’m from a small town not too far from Atmore, and the prison is one of the few employers that will take anyone. The majority of guards probably either know someone whose locked up or they themselves have had a…

9/27/16

Depends on the poison, I’m guessing. The intestine is lined with millions upon millions of absorbent villi, which absorb nutrients and other things from whatever is being passed through said intestine. So if poison was used there’s a good chance some, or the chemical residue of it, will be somewhere in there.

9/27/16

you know me, i like to think practical

9/27/16

She already had a set hidden up her butt!

9/27/16

RIGHT?!?! Ummm ladies with body parts OUTSIDE THEIR BODIES will always get a thorough reading and commenting.

9/27/16

you are a pragmatic human organ transporter.

9/27/16

I never thought I’d an appropriate forum for this comic:

9/27/16

Perhaps she had that McQueen Samsonite luggage.

9/27/16

yes you can

9/27/16

10/10, would watch that movie. Would especially watch if it was about, like, the Dr. Moreau of inanimate objects.

9/27/16

Just when your boss finished feeding you a load of tripe about getting time off, you go back out to the security line to find...a load of tripe.

9/27/16

How nice that you added that clarifying post, sometimes you need to explain things in an appendix to your main text

9/27/16

“In case of emergency, oxygen masks will drop down in front of you. Please pull the mask down toward your face and place the mask over your mouth and nose and not over your dead husband’s intestines. If you are traveling with your dead husband’s intestines, please attend to yourself first, then your dead husband’s…

9/27/16

You know that moment where you are like no, no, I really need to buckle down and get my work done and then you are all- a quick scan of Jez won’t hurt. Lesson learned.

9/27/16

Ok so apart from terrible puns that prove I’m a terrible person, if there’s any possibility of criminality re: her husband’s death, I hope she does get the justice she deserves.

9/27/16

Hmm. Looks like airport security just didn’t have ... the guts.

9/27/16

I know it was packaged but I still can’t help picturing it as if it was just loosely strung up inside the suitcase in a shape that they would have in a human abdomen and they just spilled out when the suitcase was opened as if you had just unzipped a human.