A friend told me it may or may not be Sophie Dee.

I was on a boring conference call when I read it the first time. I got it the second time.

Ah yes. I misread it, hence the confusion.

But the VERY FIRST SENTENCE says they played Tennessee 9 years ago.

Isn’t App State also known for beating Michigan at the big house?

Have banged in Miata. It wasn’t pleasant (there was an injury involved), but it got done.

South Carolina

I did it once with a burrito from Chipotle. I ruined a white shirt, but came out unscathed.

Who buys beer at a golf course? If your golf bag doesn’t hold at least a 12 pack and some ice you’re doing it wrong.

Tanner was the one I liked the least. He is a such a whiny twat.

I thought Justin Upton was Verlander’s new nickname.

I have a similar experience. Some people are great at balancing children and their social life and some aren’t. Presently I am a non-parent and have tried to be good about giving people space when they need it, not being a dick, being understanding if things happen to fall apart because something unexpected comes up…

My dad would always get annoyed with me constantly messing with a loose tooth and just pull them out with his fingers. I also had an orthodontist extract a tooth that wasn’t loose with no Novocain or anything on two separate occasions to “make room” and then call me a baby when I was upset about it. He took one of…

I’m not sold on this. It’s definitely not the exact same vehicle, but does have the same paint job.

This is cool and all but I sort of like the idea there are smelly meth addicts who may also be rapists and murderers hauling my Amazon purchased goods across the US. At least we know they’re occupied doing something other than raping and murdering for 14 hours per day.

Is that a Samurai?

I knew this was going to show up here.

“Adequate Punk Ass Bitch” doesn’t quite roll off the tongue the same way.

Geez. That sounds insa...

My mom has a similar story about a woman who signed up for a half marathon but wound up running the full. Her and my mom were chatting while running and at the end of the race someone handed her a medal for the full marathon and she freaked out a little bit. She had no idea.