Me too, and what slang he had confused with “throw on the ground”.

I was there too, what a great night! I bought an FOTC yoyo.

I once got a misdirected text from someone who reported to me thanking me for the amazing orgasm I gave him the night before. My response was “...Uhm...congratulations?” He did not make eye contact with me for a solid week.

Thank you, just donated.

I hate switching seats on planes bc I am picky and have to travel for work all the damn time, but not doing it makes you a monster. Can I use this as an excuse not to switch from now on? I think so. Team Selfish for the win!

I’ll allow it.

That’s really unfair to naked mole rats.

This is a perfect recipe, but I would sub SPAM for bacon because I grew up in Hawaii and we are serious about SPAM. Chop and caramelize first then add to the fry. So good.

I know him— never molested, but when he gave a compliment it was always “you look good” and never “fab shoes” — it wasn’t about the outfit, it was about presenting as desirable, which (for him) was the ultimate compliment. Aside from being a first class predator he is also a dumbass old white man who thinks that…

Agree, this video was upsetting to watch.

Hey, be careful — the call is coming from inside the house.

YES! The fit on Wickstead’s is so bad, the boobs are a droopy travesty.

If he’s just looking for a word substitute for songs, I suggest the culturally appropriate (for wypipo) NIMBY (living in LA there’s a lot of that going around right now), or Nancy (“all my Nancys in the house” or “where you from, my Nancy?”).

He looks like Mose from the Office. I watched 5 times, so good.

You guys — she’s 43. She’s grown up and hiding at grad school: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5721183/Yale-student-called-cops-black-classmate-napping-says-loves-hate-speech-blogs.html

Same!!

Hah! I thought:

Porn version of Face Off.

My daughter is a junior and freaking out because she “only” has a 4.3 (6 classes all A’s, but only two are AP). Apparently, a lot of her peers have perfect 5.0's. It gives me a stomachache.

That’s amazing, and I am stealing “busy bottoms”.