I love terrible number jokes!

Apparently it’s the high concentrations of collagens 1 and 3 which are crucial to healing and reducing scarring: https://www.statnews.com/2017/03/02/brazil-tilapia-skin-burns/

EXACTLY!! It’s not fried chicken vodka, he just made chicken vodka!!!

My first thought on that is I would like to meet her and have her invest in this fake company I just imagined right now that would be perfect for all of her financial needs.

This is really nice, I just donated all 8k points I had. Thank you!

Maybe she was going figure skating right after.

I know this but hang it the opposite way to irritate my family members because 1. They do things like not replace the roll when there is only a square and a half with full cardboard showing, and 2. They leave the toilet lid up like a bunch of animals. Everyone knows the monsters come up through the toilet at night…

Oh wow.

100% agree, , other method I have done is adding extra butter and milk and then putting into a casserole dish and heating in the oven.

This is the most athletic pose he’s had to strike in years - the golf swing is a one sided stretch, but here he’s been asked to use both arms. BOTH ARMS!! It’s clearly twisting all of his underpinnings in a terrible way.

That’s exactly right.

Uggy from The Artist.

I grew up in Hawaii and cannot stop fixating on the puny leis they were given, which is a diss in itself. Also “Puny Lay” seems about right.

Candy corn is delicious and once single-handedly powered me through a 12 hour decorative painting project that involved moving massive pieces of furniture that I heaved onto washcloths to push around. Pure energy!

That dog is ridiculously cute. I don’t know how you get anything done with this guy around.

Is it too late to add some hacks/great places?

100%

What do you think that Variety exclusive on Glasser was? Glasser himself intimated as much in his Deadline interview.

So, the obvious subtext is that it was only God’s grace that saved you from your upbringing, before you inevitably became Hotep Supremium.

Yes. Not kidding.