Fuck that, the rights to Deadpool need to go to Ryan Reynolds.

Wait...how did i get here? This isn’t Kotaku

I think basketball should be higher than baseball. They’re running up and down the court all game and look sweaty as hell after the first quarter.

I once worked for an executive who farted with reckless abandon. It was a power move and he was so high up no one could call him out on it. No “excuse me” or apology. Absolutely nothing. This is my career goal.

“I'mma peel yo visor..."

I’ve always been partial to the Iced variety.

I still love animal crackers. I eat the head first, then the feet, then the body.

“Look at him bleeding our colors. Such a true Cardinal.” - Cardinals fans, probably

Agreed, I really dislike the Bruins.

I just helped you sell 50,000 more copies. You’re welcome.

As far as Calvins on Sunday, he is only second to Hobbes for bringing a paper tiger to life.

As a Boston fan, I was rooting hard for Ray Bourque to win with the Avs.

Sounds a lot like Bryan Bickell 3 years ago. How’d that pan out?

Mickey Mouse on the call!

There are 3 things certain in life: death, taxes, and the San Jose Sharks will find a way to blow a series that they had all but won.

Creature Report! Creature Report!

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.