Jane takes off once she realizes Rochester wanted to commit bigamy with her

I was actually really impressed that the Police pointed out what most women already know... If your man is suddenly getting really into fitness... he might be a cheater. (#notallfitmen)

I like the way they imply that the gate that leads into their neighborhood is directly theirs. It only furthers how entitled these two are.

They know the laws. They just feel that they don’t apply to them. Only to the “others”.

For many people, Trump is aspirational.  They long for nothing so much as the ability to sue, threaten, and bully their neighbors.

After I turned 30, 9pm is late.

Fox News is going to run out of employees if they keep firing all the weird sex perverts and sexual harassers.

Maybe the part of the problem with American culture is that we are constantly asking the victims of bad behavior to change their behavior instead of the perpetrators. I have truly never experienced a culture like this and I am a child of immigrants and lived lots of places.

Yeah I can’t imagine going after someone who just went through something like this, even if I personally find it bizarre and exhibitionist and narcissistic to constantly post pictures of yourself and document your life for an audience on social media.

Republicans will never forgive America for electing a black president. And they’re going to burn the country to the ground in response.

Read “The Beautiful People” and this came back to mind:

We, white men, will never cease to disappoint.

So, you can have an armed interaction with a cop and not get shot?

The Preacher comic and show were both something I liked in the beginning but, like you say, they became a slog to get through. I gave up on both formats after a beat. 

The Crapft?

my daughter gets paid $20/hour to watch her former HS teacher’s kindergartener while she learns and the mom teaches. I don’t know what the mom is going to do once my daughter leaves but I also can’t help thinking of the teachers who are doing double duty without help, as well as the really little kids who maybe are…

Look, they’re only human and they want to be loved. 

It’s about a coven that forms and meets via online conferencing software.