Look who’s day drinking now, normally we have to wait for evening for such an outstanding article, I love lunacy in the early afternoon it makes Monday so much better.

You win the spirit of Gonzo award Jason.

I’m laughing because as a librarian, this does not shock me.

I’m picturing Norm MacDonald re-enacting that Colonel Sanders story in a KFC commercial...

I have a soft spot for him bc of Wayne’s World. “Milli-wau-kay!”

My claim to fame for many years was that I served Alice Cooper £8-worth of Pick ‘n’ Mix at my cinema as he was on his way to watch Wallace & Gromt: The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit. We had a nice chat about fruit machines, and how Glaswegians call them ‘puggies’. Supremely nice human being.

Fixed it for ya.

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

I’m so glad, for so many reasons, that social media was in like MySpace infancy when I was in high school.

If I had to go to rehab or was accused of alcoholism every time I fell and/or injured myself, I’d probably be BFF’s with Lindsay Lohan.

Oregon Trail, 2015 edition: “you have died of bubonic plague”

I’m a Scully in the streets and Mulder in the sheets.

god fucking bless you, Madeleine.

The only thing cold butter is good for is pie crusts. I forget where I learned that trick, but I think it was one of those descrete fine dining tips (I’m one of those people who’s been taught to not bite into a dinner roll, but tear off bite sized pieces and butter those individually. I was once out with some…

I would also like to note that the LDS church has worked hard to push back against its leadership becoming mandated reporters, arguing that it interferes with the repentance process. They mess up with stuff relating to sexuality and sex crimes frequently. http://www.feministmormonhousewives.org/2014/05/yeseve…

You know, you don’t have to be interested in studying abroad. And a person is allowed to prefer to go to Britain. And yeah, if you’re studying a STEM field, it is harder to fit in studying abroad.

I’m not usually an angry person, but I cannot get over the fact that my sister’s 2 best friends (friends of DECADES) totally abandoned her when she got MS. I mean, just ghosted out. I don’t believe there are 2 sides to every story. I think she was 100% the victim, and her friends were 100% shit heads. I can understand…

When my friendship with M ended, my myth was that I was the victim. I was hurt, nursing wounds, feeling self-righteous and angry, and so I believed that the end of our friendship had been all her fault.

So glad his parents used the spookiest font to announce his death. Psychos.

This is what happens when you don’t copy and paste that disclaimer on Facebook.