But how can they lose to the Pens in seven next round if they don’t win this series? Your narrative makes no sense.

“We need an actor who can play bald.”

Well just get it done cocksuckers!

I can confirm that this one is real:

Now see, he’s done that all wrong. He should have kicked the ball into the net.

Group of old white men give Blackmon a butt load of money to stroke massive dongs while they watch.

It was the Os Johnny had trouble with. He had no trouble with the Xs.

The calm fellow in front is already a meme:

Does the “A” in android stand for asshole?

Ooooooooh toooo soooooon

Should probably put it on their wheel guns, too, just to be sure.

Stef, you should definitely get Jalopnik Corporate to spring for that vinyl cutter. Race drivers are a superstitious bunch and I so very want this to become a thing.

I loved that show. It got the characterisations exactly right. Kermit’s stress over his staff’s conduct was wonderful. And Uncle Deadly as Miss Piggy’s wardrobe man was positively delicious.

I feel the entire Cincinnati diaspora sharpening its pitchforks, so I’d like to state for the record that I enjoy Skyline Chili.

You really showed that Strawman!

The ACC tourney has been in Brooklyn for both years of Stallings’ tenure

Big deal. I’ve a water color picture of me holding the champagne of beers and shooting a super soaker at some ants. It’s titled “Saturday.”

I believe the horse’s name is “Game 7 loss at home”

there was planet-hopping, but they often spent extended periods in one place and the different planets they visited often looked the same (and like recycled star trek sets). building sets is expensive!

I think Rovell is reading the contract incorrectly.